Traveling at the Speed of Lies
When Liberal politicians make statements, the statements can be compared to the facts, and can be either ‘true’ or ‘false’, when compared equally, to the same facts in a Fixed Point in Time.
However, as Liberalism moves closer to Washington D.C, the Gravitational Pull increases, and these statements gradually become distorted, becoming neither true, nor false, since the reality of the statements to a Liberal perspective depends solely on where the politician is standing, Relative to Washington.
When Liberal statements are first made, they travel at the Speed of Light and Sound through Broadcasting Equipment, which causes the statements to move further away from the facts.
A Liberal observing an identical situation from outside reality, will perceive that all of the evidence is merely subjective, since the Perspective of Reality is distorted by the Passage of Time.
Theoretical Mathematics
A Conservative observer will see that the National Debt is 12 Trillion Dollars (and counting!)
This Debt is currently increasing at a rate of 1.72 Million Dollars per minute. (you read that right, that’s each minute!)
However, applying the technique of Liberal Math (and Theoretical thinking) does not produce a Deficit at all.
Liberal Relativity actually produces a ‘surplus’ of One Trillion Dollars invested in the Economy.
Where did this money come from?
It came from outside Reality, where Liberal perceptions become distorted images from the passage of Time and Space.
The faster the Stimulus Package moves through Congress, the more distorted it’s image becomes, making it impossible for the Observers in Congress to actually see any parts of the Bill they signed.
An observer, standing on the ground in Washington, would watch the Bill traveling past the gravitational pull of Congressman’s back pockets, which causes Curvature of the Bills Image, and appeared to arrive into the American Economy as ‘Surplus’ money, which a Conservative observer in America perceived as a tax burden, Relative to a fixed position standing on the ground with a job and a mortgage.
The Phenomena of Twins, and Liberal Relativity
Two Twins passing through the unemployment line at the same speed, will both be unemployed at the same time, relative to their fixed position in line.
However, Liberal Relativity proves that the further the twins move through the line, relative to the length of Time the Economic Stimulus Package has been Orbiting the Earth, the closer the twins move toward employment.
This is based upon the Phenomena of Jobs Creation, where the Value of the Stimulus Package is Equal to the Value of Potential Jobs Created.
Time Travel, relative to society
Two Synchronized Atomic Clocks, one placed aboard Air Force One, and the second aboard Air Force Two, which orbit the Earth in opposite directions, result in one of the clocks being slower than the other one.
This proves conclusively that one of the planes was traveling in the wrong direction.
A Conservative President will always be aboard the plane that is going in the right direction, since this results in proper Domestic policies of National Security, the Economy, Education, and Crime, and Foreign Policies relative to Trade, and Military Presence on Foreign soil.
A Liberal President will end up being on board the other plane, since that’s the one traveling in the wrong direction. However, his platform of observation is always the perspective that it’s the other plane which travels in the wrong direction, based upon the perspective of both planes passing in opposite directions.
The position of a Liberal President, is that the other President is always at fault for traveling in the wrong direction.
Source: Doug~puts Slinky's on Escalators on AAM
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